As Great Aunt Sophia prepares to embark on a two month cruise around Europe, she has realized that other people in similar situations might benefit from what she’s learned. Here are her Top Five Travel Prep Tips:
1. Bring a man.
2. If you don’t have a man, be prepared to buy locally.
3. In case of #2, bring a young pretty woman with whom to chum the waters.
4. Some say pack light. I say pack right. You can always buy more suitcases.
5. Don’t invite friends along; you don’t want witnesses.
Great Aunt Sophia’s Lessons for Bombshells